Me?  I live in Florida.
What do I do?  I program just about anything on computers...when i'm not drinking like a fish.
Why do I want access?  I need to get my "Computers in Life" merit badge.
Former toons?  Castelon, Fast Eddie, Aguardrail, Cueball, Rashasia, Hyoo-Gee Rekshun, etc etc etc
Former servers?  Entropy, Wrath, Mourning, Test, Saedron, Malog, Thurin
Why do I want access?  I want to be cool like Clutch...cause he's my hero *cough cough*