But you already have the right name, .007.

I know, I know.

Do you remember BoneShatter Slaughterborne, Dobindar Clovenhoof or BoneBender TrampleMan ?

A few of them sound familiar, War server was a long time ago, a lot of vague and foggy memories from that time. A lot of massive banes, too.

Oh, one more question tho...how much beer can you drink and how much do you drink while playing the 'bane?

I have the capacity to drink a lot of beer and keep upright, but choosing to do so rarely happens. I usually funnel destructive energy into gaming rather than drugs and alcohol.

Why did you move from the US to England?

It is a somewhat personal reason... but the shortest answer would be that I am very disenchanted with my Government.

I plan to stay here a few years and learn what it feels like to actually live in another Country and make a more final and informed judgment then.

Name: James
Gender: Male
Nationality: American
Residence: Winchester, England
Time Zone: Greenwich Mean Time
Age: 21
Hours played in one week: 18-24+ Hours

Brief Shadowbane History:

I started on the War server in a nation known as Blood and Iron a few weeks after release. I have played off and on since then in a few different nations such as The Crystal Order, Equilibrium and Dead on Arrival to name a few. I have recently come back from one of the longer breaks I have taken from the game and aim to hunker down on the Thurin server.

Why I want to join The Seal Clubbers:

I have recently moved from the United States to England, and wish to play with those closer to my time zone in my return to shadowbane. I like group combat, banes, mines, you name it. I have heard good things about the Seal Clubbers and the bad-things I have heard obviously were from butt-hurt individuals. Your very name involves cruelty to animals and gives me a glean into your mindset and I like it.

I am interested in finding a new more permanent community of gamers to spend the time I reserve for gaming with, both in this game and those beyond should that ever arise.

Characters (So far):

Carcanet - Nephilim Wizard – 27
Mearcs – Nephilim Channeler - 25

Many more to come.

1.) Do I have a functioning copy of Ventrilo?

Yes.

2.)Do I have a working microphone?

Yes.

3.) Am I willing to roll the required spec toons and play as told?

Yes.

4.) Can I follow orders under pressure or during an intense situation?

Yes.

Edit:

Bra Size: A Cup.

Baguette Size: Medium.