The Seal Cub Clubbing Club

Shadowbane => SB Recruitment / Access => Topic started by: James on January 05, 2009, 06:19:46 AM

Title: Contract Application
Post by: James on January 05, 2009, 06:19:46 AM
Name: James
Gender: Male
Nationality: American
Residence: Winchester, England
Time Zone: Greenwich Mean Time
Age: 21
Hours played in one week: 18-24+ Hours

Brief Shadowbane History:

I started on the War server in a nation known as Blood and Iron a few weeks after release. I have played off and on since then in a few different nations such as The Crystal Order, Equilibrium and Dead on Arrival to name a few. I have recently come back from one of the longer breaks I have taken from the game and aim to hunker down on the Thurin server.

Why I want to join The Seal Clubbers:

I have recently moved from the United States to England, and wish to play with those closer to my time zone in my return to shadowbane. I like group combat, banes, mines, you name it. I have heard good things about the Seal Clubbers and the bad-things I have heard obviously were from butt-hurt individuals. Your very name involves cruelty to animals and gives me a glean into your mindset and I like it.

I am interested in finding a new more permanent community of gamers to spend the time I reserve for gaming with, both in this game and those beyond should that ever arise.

Characters (So far):

Carcanet - Nephilim Wizard – 27
Mearcs – Nephilim Channeler - 25

Many more to come.

1.) Do I have a functioning copy of Ventrilo?

Yes.

2.)Do I have a working microphone?

Yes.

3.) Am I willing to roll the required spec toons and play as told?

Yes.

4.) Can I follow orders under pressure or during an intense situation?

Yes.

Edit:

Bra Size: A Cup.

Baguette Size: Medium.
Title: Contract Application
Post by: 1fanch on January 05, 2009, 06:50:47 AM
i dont see BRA size and Baguette size ???

:@
Title: Contract Application
Post by: OmuNegru on January 05, 2009, 08:59:27 AM
Baquete zis:Pe noo only bra zise
Title: Contract Application
Post by: James on January 05, 2009, 09:08:35 AM
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i dont see BRA size and Baguette size ???


Oh snap! I forgot that.

I wear no bra, but if I did, I would say... A Cup?

As for Baguette, I love bread, so definitely large. Or was that a reference to my penis? In that case, medium.
Title: Contract Application
Post by: kil_2k on January 05, 2009, 09:31:17 AM
Why did you move from the US to England?
Title: Contract Application
Post by: Magnac on January 05, 2009, 09:33:29 AM
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Why did you move from the US to England?


Except bad taste I can't find any reason myself.
Title: Contract Application
Post by: James on January 05, 2009, 10:01:00 AM
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Why did you move from the US to England?


It is a somewhat personal reason... but the shortest answer would be that I am very disenchanted with my Government.

I plan to stay here a few years and learn what it feels like to actually live in another Country and make a more final and informed judgment then.
Title: Contract Application
Post by: 1fanch on January 05, 2009, 10:20:58 AM
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It is a somewhat personal reason... but the shortest answer would be that I am very disenchanted with my Government, and by the Big One, i mean Mag'Nac, putain, con


OMG !! :o  it's a spy !!! :o :o
Title: Contract Application
Post by: James on January 05, 2009, 10:26:37 AM
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OMG !! it's a spy !!!


I would make a horrible spy. I suck at gambling and hate martinis.
Title: Contract Application
Post by: Vegas on January 05, 2009, 05:06:53 PM
But you already have the right name, .007.
Title: Contract Application
Post by: BoneBender on January 05, 2009, 09:15:01 PM
If you played in B&I you're hired imo. You can contact any of my guys ingame. BoneBender, Dreknyore, Etakit, Jimbob can all help you.
Do you remember BoneShatter Slaughterborne, Dobindar Clovenhoof or BoneBender TrampleMan ? If not you can still join up with Defenders. Shortly after the server war stopped being interesting we ended up joining some nothing guild called Shining Hand anyway...led by some dueche named Bleak who is a nobody in Concordia now...
At any rate we require ventrillo and regular forum trolling and alt list and require login screenies on request...might not ask for it but have one showing all the toons you want guilded just in case. My guys are real cool and mostly not too serious(except Etakit) unless it's bane time. So, you're call. Hit me up or wait for main nation guild but you're welcome to join me :D
Title: Contract Application
Post by: BoneBender on January 05, 2009, 09:15:51 PM
Oh, one more question tho...how much beer can you drink and how much do you drink while playing the 'bane?
Title: Contract Application
Post by: James on January 06, 2009, 06:23:20 AM
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But you already have the right name, .007.


I know, I know. :D

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Do you remember BoneShatter Slaughterborne, Dobindar Clovenhoof or BoneBender TrampleMan ?


A few of them sound familiar, War server was a long time ago, a lot of vague and foggy memories from that time. A lot of massive banes, too.

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Oh, one more question tho...how much beer can you drink and how much do you drink while playing the 'bane?


I have the capacity to drink a lot of beer and keep upright, but choosing to do so rarely happens. I usually funnel destructive energy into gaming rather than drugs and alcohol.
Title: Contract Application
Post by: BoneBender on January 06, 2009, 01:13:35 PM
Yeah war server was a long time ago but prolly some of the most fun I had in this game.
I mostly remember the great players. The 3 I mentioned were, including myself, the great dragon plate wearing minotaur bash brothers. My friend Andre who played boneshatter taught me most of my template theory and at one time managed to bug a commander onto his mino...hilarious. But I remember well Atilla and some of the nemesis he faced including some of The Fallen Angels before they were TFA. Felony and Bathood were great competitors.
But anyway I've rambled enough, I'm gonna hop ingame for a few minutes but regrettable I can't stay long.
Title: Contract Application
Post by: BoneBender on January 22, 2009, 01:33:19 AM
Banished for letting me give him a chance and disappearing on me and never reg'ing for my forum.
Title: Contract Application
Post by: Drenai on January 23, 2009, 08:38:35 AM
It was Shaxx mate.

We knew when he applied :)
Title: Contract Application
Post by: kil_2k on January 23, 2009, 08:51:04 AM
Where is his new vid? I asked him for it, but nothing yet...
Title: Contract Application
Post by: Lokidor on January 23, 2009, 09:27:56 AM
Maybe we didn't had enough afk or buffbot in town for his vids.
Title: Contract Application
Post by: Symbios on January 23, 2009, 09:40:48 AM
Quote from: Lokidor

Maybe we didn't had enough afk or buffbot in town for his vids.


Each time he came to Groland, he got wtfpwned or he ran like a lil' girl, I think he can't do a video with this kind of material.
Title: Contract Application
Post by: BoneBender on January 23, 2009, 03:02:55 PM
Lol at him anyway, I'm done inviting people. Never again. I'll let Drek do all my recruiting since I'm too trusting. After all he got Strygwyr...